so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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