this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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