There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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