I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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