That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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