I wannas sexs uuuuu
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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