So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just cut my nipple shaving
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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