He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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