well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
