Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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