I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Randomize
