He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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