Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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