Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
i think i just lost a toe
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