your room smells of hookers.
And success
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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