She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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