Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
How does it feel to date your dad?
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