I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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