There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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