i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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