Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
birth control should be required to get into college
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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