As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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