Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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You. Win. At. Life.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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