Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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