We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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