Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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