the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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