I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I want a musical about memes.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
