Christians are straight up FREAKS
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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