Hey man sorry I got all grabby
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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