we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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