I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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