Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
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We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I'm really busy with my period
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