perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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