no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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