What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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