So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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