The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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