I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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