the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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