People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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