About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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