let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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