Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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