margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
