sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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