did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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