i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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