haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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