why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize
