just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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