I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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