She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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