It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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