So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Boobs are out for the taking
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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