Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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