I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'm just crazy horny about you
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So much rum. So many feels.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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